Welcome to the Neigborhood

I have always loved wood grain however I have always assumed it would come in the form of the interior of an Escalade instead of a toilet.


I feel like this should be playing while you sit on my toilet.

Doug and I are the proud owners of a wood grain toilet and 500 azaleas.


I have learned some things about home ownership recently. One way to make your neighbors hate you...

I really wish this was a joke. We have a cut off shirt and bass boat*. We are missing the water. I bet our neighbors are pumped.

*Correction- THIS IS NOT A BASS BOAT, THIS IS A CAROLINA SKIFF says Doug.